"-And, that's how I became a transvestist, how about you?"

"'Well, I won this necklace in a raffle and I didn't want to see it go to waste!"

"I WON'T take off this tie, honey. How else will anybody know I'm a man!"

Come dressed as I am? No, I'm afraid my fraternity brothers might not understand."

Oh, goody, here comes the mailman with my "TV Guide".

"Ha! I thought so! Every time your sister goes out I find you here in her room, dressed in her clothes! Johnny, I don't think you're a normal boy."

"Some day you're goint to get into trouble dressing like that, Charles boy."